Jokes of the Day: Introducing Lawyers

What's the best way to introduce lawyers? Here it is:

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent.

"And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.

Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."

Source: AhaJokes

The author has this view; maybe other people just do not see and understand something the way lawyers see and understand those things. That's the reason way lawyers are always been called "a cheat" and/or "a liar".


p/s: Some lawyers are really pain in the a**, but that's not a justification to generalize all lawyers as bad.