Ini Memang Tak Masuk Akal

Sebelum saya bergerak menuju ke dewan peperiksaan untuk mengambil subjek terakhir untuk semester terakhir ini (InsyaAllah ini merupakan semester terakhir, harap-harap janganlah ada perkara yang tidak diingini berlaku), saya ingin berkongsi satu artikel yang saya rasa paling sukar untuk diterima akal, tersiar dalam The Star Online hari ini.

WATCHING porn movies can help cure premature ejaculation, experts said.

Sin Chew Daily reported that a man who was diagnosed with prostatitis went to seek treatment at a hospital in Guizhou, China, and was asked to watch porn movies.

He paid S$120 (RM288) for the treatment.

Singapore urologist Dr Lin Fa Cai said the hospital might want the patient to masturbate while watching the movies, in order for him to discharge “unhealthy sperm”.

He said the movies used in such treatments were specially selected.

Dr Yang Zhi Jian from a men’s health clinic in Singapore said watching porn films could help as patients learn skills to improve their sex lives.

He, however, said he had never used the method before.

Another sex expert, Dr Yu Wei Siang, said the method could stimulate the production of male hormones.

> China Press reported that a rich man in China is willing to pay one million yuan (RM463,340) to have dinner with Hong Kong model Chrissie Chau.

Although he was rejected, the magnate did not give up.

He continued expressing his wish on Facebook while flooding Chau’s cellphone with SMSes.

He also sought help from a woman to persuade Chau.

However, the model was not moved.

She wrote on her mini blog: “A mysterious woman called me and said a rich man likes me and wants to have dinner with me.”

The model quoted a line by Chapman To Man-chak in a movie: “Do you know this is roaming? Its very expensive!”

Bayangkanlah, tengok porno boleh mengubati masalah ejakulasi pra matang. Masuk akal ke? Lepas ni ramai lah yang akan mengaku ada masalah ejakulasi pra matang supaya boleh tengok porno.

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